voldemortcanyounot:

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fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.

- A novel written by me.  (via lovequotesrus)

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sourglow:

affocado:

haeeeeee:

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teabythesea:

The best power couple to ever exist

yes

agreed

😘

3some agaIN PLEASWY FUCKING LOVESSSSS

actually obsessed

♛♛♛
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this-is-carolina:

chanel-and-louboutins:

✝

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chanel-and-louboutins:

✝

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refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

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tingirl:

Personal Blog For Lovers Only <3
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this-is-carolina:

chanel-and-louboutins:

✝

xx
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skmox:

look pretty, play dirty 💗 

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this-is-carolina:

skmox:

look pretty, play dirty 💗 

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